Weirdest Children’s Books You Can Get On Amazon

 Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest kid’s books you can actually buy online!

If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open? by Lorraine Peterson

The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts by Shinta Cho

I Need a New Butt! by Dawn McMillan

My Parents Open Carry by Brian Jeffs

F**k You Sun by Matt Cole

My First Cavity Search by David Blanchard

Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House? by Tom O’Connor

Where Willy Went: The Big Story of a Little Sperm by Nicholas Allan

Little Monkey’s Big Peeing Circus by Tjibbe Veldkamp

The House That Crack Built by Clark Taylor

The Stinky Cheese Man And Other Fairly Stupid Tales by Jon Scieszka

Do You Want To Play With My Balls? by The Cifaldi Brothers

The Night Dad Went To Jail by Melissa Higgins

Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi

Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach

Llama Destroys The World by Jonathan Stutzman

The Mystery of the Midget Clown by Ann Bradfor

I’d Really Like To Eat a Child by Sylviane Donnio

Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say “No” to Drugs by Sylvia Scott Gibson

The Long Journey of Mister Poop by Angèle Delaunois

Why Is Daddy in a Dress? by Amanda McCall